Official Google Blog: Introducing the Google Chrome OS

Official Google Blog: Introducing the Google Chrome OS

So it arrives! YEAH/SIGH!

if a stranger walks up to u selling a clean looking packet of meat, would u go home a feed it to ur kids? Supermarkets are strangers!!

if a stranger walks up to u selling a clean looking packet of meat, would u go home a feed it to ur kids? Tes is a stranger!

if a stranger walks up to u selling a clean looking packet of meat, would u go home a feed it to ur kids? Tesco is a stranger!

Buy the New Dead Prez: Pulse of the People from Amazon which is about £1.99 cheaper than iTunes. Support good music!

Big up Mr Munya in Cali enjoying the sun! lucky bastard!

Just experienced the biggest irony. Just getting home, & an asian bloke just put a BNP flyer though my door!

Just experienced the biggest irony. Just getting home, its 0655am & an asian bloke just put a BNP flyer though my door! Bloody foreigners!!

LOL at the Mosad and FBI planting 4 black stooges as "Terrorists" from the Bronx on the day the neo-cons blocked Money to close GitMo Bay

Just decided not to post my blog because it would offend tooooo many people!

I am still wondering why "abbreviation" is such a long word.

GMOs and Zimbos

This is real talk!

Negative!! YES!!! High Five!!

New Track by Eminem ft Dr Dre: For Old Times Sake Download http://www.rapradar.com/images/stories/audio/old%20times%20s
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New Eminem ft Dr Dre: For Old Times Sake 256kbs mp3 http://www.rapradar.com/images/stories/audio/old%20times%20s
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New Track by Eminem ft Dr Dre: For Old Times Sake (Produced by Dr Dre; 256kbs High Res mp3 Dirty version no DJ) http://ping.fm/u45Ve

New Track by Eminem ft Dr Dre: FCor Old Times Sake (Produced by Dr Dre; 256kbs High Res mp3 Dirty version no DJ) http://ping.fm/u45Ve

New Track by Eminem ft Dr Dre (Produced by Dr Dre; 256kbs High Res mp3 Dirty version no DJ) http://ping.fm/u45Ve

New Track by Eminem ft Dr Dre: For Old Times Sake (256kbs Dity No DJ) DOWNLOAD! http://ping.fm/R5vm9 times sake feat. dr. dre.mp3

Listen to Biti talk about ZiDERA: http://ping.fm/LctFb

No matter what time I sleep, my 3 "Blessings" aka "Economic Black Holes" are up at 0630am for cocopops. Haven't had 8hrs sleep in 7 years

Tried 2 Divide my Kingdom but I'm still King of a Young Nation. 10yrs building a foundation, so my kids don't have 2 live in this plantation

Officially out of pain & feeling 80%. Bless�d be for all the postive vibes ya'll sent my way. 100% by 2mrw - hope.

Britains Got Talent is now an over americanized sentimental pile of horse shit. "Suprise! An ugly person can sing!!" Bloody hell man

Cut the session. Too ill! blessing @itskarizma 4 rolling thru. Now being made sick by Amanda Holdens "patronising moist eyed smile" on BGT!

Cut the session. Too ill! blessing @itskarizma 4 rolling thru. Now being made sick by Amanda Holdens "patronising eyed smile" on BGT!

In the studio working on the single with Karizma. still pissing fire and brimstone and feel like shit!

U can't have too much of a good thing! http://ping.fm/UcLA2

Only for intelligent listeners! Hiphop from Begotten Sun http://ping.fm/G4qkk

LOL @ the ITV news reporter called Dick Choi!!

Abnoxious iPhone owners spend more time showing u how the bloody thing works than actually using the damn thing. G1 rules suckers!!

Oh hell nah!! I've been called up for jury duty!! "that ni99a guilty!!" I officially can't speak English!

More Human Beings die at the hands of other Humans Beings than other any other creature and its own kind. We are a virus!

Whack fools need to stop making shit records... U NEED TALENT!!!!!

Every evil police deed in Zim is by Mugabe's police... do the evil british cops belong to Brown or the Queen? They beat a man to death!

DEMOnCRApCY!! U gotta love it!! http://ping.fm/MDm6B

DEMOnCRApCY

DEMOnCRApCY

Wow I can't believe Jacob Zuma won!!! Joking of course... every douché and his dog knew he would!!! He had about the same chance of loosing as Obama/Biden did to McCain/Palin... This got me thinking about this thing we call "Democracy".

In November I was in Zimbabwe at my parents home, just about the time of the frenzied U.S.A erections (yes I know its spelt e"L"ections but I'm shona and we don't do "L's" in shona... )  I remember my folks staying up all night waiting for the results and when CNN called it for OBAMA my Mom & Dad went crazy!! Ululating, jumping for joy and doing the infamous "kukongonya-buttock-wobbling" dance (as so eloquently put by my fellow wezim yet-to-blogger!! Shout out my favourite Rhodie Conor Welsh).

What I found ironic was that on "paper", my parents are conservative Christians (infact my Dad the right Rev. Dr. Musasiwa is a Baptist minister).  They are Anti-Abortion, Anti-Liberal, Anti-Gay, Anti-Evolution Creationists. They believe that God needs to be a central part of Government, Family values etc etc.  In other words my Parents would be Republicans if they where born in the USA. It surprised me just how much they hated Bush (who agrees with them on many fundamentals).

Why did they, and most conservative Africans, NOT have a problem with Obama's liberal views?  The fact that he is pro-"choice" aka Pro-Abortion... Pro-Gay marriage, pro-Science aka pro-evolution etc etc etc.  The day they saw a black man about to take the reigns in a white man's land, the cheered and supported mindlessly despite ignoring the candidates who would be more closely aligned with their beliefs.  Their support for Obama would therefore have to be purely on racial and "supporting the underdog" lines.  Mccain/Palin was definitely THEIR candidate... Sorry for the digression but was trying to make a point... what was it again??...  Oh...

Did the majority of our brethen in RSA vote for the best candidate or like most of the world, did they vote for their populist choice regardless of substance.  They voted because of the ANC and its history.  They voted because they NEVER want to go back to white  "oppression".  That's all very understandable.  BUT!!! We now have the leader of one of the most stable African countries who believes taking a shower after a shag "protects you from HIV". DAMN!!!  LMFAO!!  (lets ignore the rape charges and corruption charges... what's a few crimes amongst friends huh??)

Every human being is unique and I don't believe you can sum up a population of Millions of humans into 2 or 3 party choices.  Because when you do, human beings look for the easiest, often LOWEST common denominator like tribe, colour, gender and single issues etc to continue the self perpetuating collective madness that is democracy!

SIDE NOTE 1: Damn... just saw that 27,000,000 people voted AGAINST Obama... Touché!

SIDE NOTE 2: I purposely added the "N" & "P" in the title as a play of words on "Demon" & "Crap" for all you "standard-six-uneducated-economic-asylum-seeking-care-worker" types out there!! Shout out MDC UK!!!

SIDE NOTE 3: Also used E"r"ection instead of E"l"ection coz whichever way, a lot of the populous get f***ed on that day!

SIDE NOTE 4: Heard sex in the pool works as contraception!!  Try it kids! Zuma knows best!

Big up World-of-Jah for the video placement!! http://ping.fm/I0pnE

http://ping.fm/p/Xy8i1 - About to put these babies on the BBQ! Don't hate!!

Just finished watching "walker, texas ranger" on Bravo... Trivett is a COON!

My wife has just take out the 7year unused excercise bike, thigh trainer and sit up machine she wasted money on after watching QVC! lets C!

My daughter Tendo just gave me the most confused look when I told her that when I was young Google didn't exist.

Black Africans need to hire the Jew's publicists!!!

oh damn! just let one rip that sounded like Chubakka from Star Wars!! Damnit all this aroma and no one to witbness the stench!

http://ping.fm/p/o1XSI - What u know about that?

Define IRONY: People living and Depending on the West celebrating Independence from the West http://ping.fm/yFqtC http://ping.fm/fA4Bm.

Happy "Still" Dependants SUCKERS!!!! Shona: http://ping.fm/yFqtC English: http://ping.fm/fA4Bm

mms://swradioafrica.streamuk.com/swradioafrica_archive/otp170409.wma The dope show from 2days On the Pulse!! Classic Material! LOLOL

"Family Guy" is the new "Simpsons"...

Damn the MF DOOM is dangerous!!! Listening to it on spotify: http://ping.fm/y1GUI

Oh SNAP!!! Just confirmed T-Mobile InMusic Festival Zagreb Croatia 24/25 June!! Will keep u Posted! http://ping.fm/PYQaC

With the west dumping Nuclear waste and Illigal Fishing on their coast I support Somali "Pirates"!! http://ping.fm/DAlBv

with the kids at McDonalds. There is something seriously wrong with this chitauri food... leaves u feeling sorta ill! its the oil mi thinks

BBC and the writters/directors of Eastenders keep it on and script it specifically to torture and piss me off - in colousion with my Mrs!

BBC and the writter/directors continue e

http://ping.fm/p/L5JAC - My Boy is 5 today officially! Time flys! only 13 more years beforeI kick his ass out my house

My mrs has just cooked up the meanest lamb roast, roast potatos, roast veg and lamb gravey! I f***k'n love this woman!

http://ping.fm/p/TRDyy - happy birthday to my son Shingai Kudakwashe The Second!

http://ping.fm/p/6L6qj - what u know about a bbq fools

Just been to a party where they served cheese and tomato pizza and potato wedges. White folks: Don't invite a black man to a MEATLESS party!

I have been banned from Twitter for the long weekend... can't afford roaming!! ps about easter: friday to sunday is only 2 days! shhhhhhh!

Flower Tucci has done more for race relations that hiphop or Obama! God bless the woman!

What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry if I take a while to get hard, I just got laid last night.

There is something really pervy about high school musical... save the children!

Wow, new Flower Tucci on tube8 to all my addicts and married men!

My T.Moblie G1 has rendered my home computer and numerous laptops redandent and only useful for the occational need for larger screen p0rn

Back on top of the world! Come on Easter

Mentally and Emotionally exhausted. Need some postive vibes if u have any send it my way!

what's the meaning and purpose of life?

Rooooooaaaaarrrrrr!

I'm the biggest lion in this zoo!!

real happy that my mrs is back home now. she seems to cure my childrens maddness. the miraculously start behaving

Just bought Jadakiss The Last Kiss. Incredible album, check it out free on spotify www.spotify.com

http://ping.fm/p/6RVrh - They all look so much like me huh! beautiful!

Don't know what my wife is cooking but is smells damn good. If I'm ever to loose weight I'm a have to divorce this woman!

Arsenal! Arsenal! Arsenal!

http://ping.fm/p/Fj26u - at the park with my kiddies. Serious comedy!

The new Eminem single is more disappointing than a woman who crys stop just before u jole.

1500hrs... just waking up! damn

New Eminem single on www.rapradar.com. shout out @rapradar for the exclusive.

http://ping.fm/p/4w5HO - Bumping that Drake mixtape. This kid is the future

http://ping.fm/p/TI7iG - bumbing that Drake mixtape. This kid is the future

Lost is now some confused quantum time travel bullshit!! But I love it!