Monday, 25 March 2013

My Personal Review of The Monkey Nuts @theMonkiNuts #SOON EP

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After thinking long and hard, I thought its best I start with a true story analogy, to help frame “my personal review” that you are about to read in the right context:

Before I left the UK, I had the pleasure of watching ‘Avatar’ in 3D at the iMAX in London. I was blown away. The depth, the feeling, the incredible detail and CGI that James Camron and team put into it was evident for a brilliant 2hr ride. I got totally lost in ‘Pandora’ and fell in love with the ‘Navii’.

Upon my return to Zim, I found a Bootleg DVD copy of ‘Avatar’ in a pile of DVD’s bought from Avondale flea market, at my Sister Chido’s crib.  I told her “YO! This is the BEST movie...” and she said... “I thought it was SHIT!”. I thought she was crazy, but when I put it into the DVD player, I realized why... It was a poor ‘2D bootleg with Mono audio track’ of a ‘7.1 Dolby Surround 3D Blockbuster’.

It was no longer the immersive work of genius I had watched 3 times at the iMAX in London, it was now a fucking poor rip off of ‘Polcahantas,' ‘Dancing with the Wolves’, ‘The Last Samurai’ and all those many other cliché’s of movies.  Without the 3D 7.1 Dolby to give perspective, ‘Avatar’ sucked in a bootleg form.

How does this relate to the Monkey Nuts?? 

Well, I first experienced the Monkey Nut at SHOKO 2012. I was blown away. It was the night of Mash-Ups and they had Hope join them for some of their songs. As a band they where phenomenal. Their Look was just DOPE! Their Sound was futuristic and unmatched by any band in Zim. Then it was a 4 piece: JC (Front Man), Tino Tagz (Synths), Impi (Lead) & Dweebbler (Bass). (Not sure about my spellings, but I’m sure the lads will correct me if I’m wrong.)

I have since seen them about +/- 7 times at different venues, and every time, I’m in awe of these young bros. they are very “real” and Josh is lyrically up there with some of the dopest lyricist. I ain’t seen Dweebler in a while, heard he be overseas studying (He's even off the website ), so now they have Aston on Bass and they added Zim’s most incredible Drummer, Leeroy, to their set.

I now, pretty much, know their tracks. I’ve sung along and always try and catch their live sets!

I looked forward to #SOON (Something Out of Nothing) since they first announced in the fourth of 2012. So when it dropped it was déjå-vu. ‘MC Chita’s Ambassadors Son” all over again.

Shit! I wanted to like it... really. I knew the songs well and wanted to relive the feeling I get when JC shouts out “I refuse to Lose!” or “Light the Fire LET IT BURN!” with that triumphant voice... but alas...

City on the Hill (Ft. Dikson)

The first voice you hear is Dikson, who, lets face it, isn’t exactly Aura the Poet, slamming “poetry” un-rhythmically over the dissonance of a mixture of Mbira’s (read: Nyunganyunga) and Synths.  This weird juxtapose, I guess is to highlight something, but Dikson seriously seriously was probably not the best choice for opening up a Debut EP. I have listened again, for the sake of this review, and I still don’t know what the fuck he’s on about. Guess he is the Exec producers bro... so... Whats a Zim project without some nepotism?? (I kid; I Kid)

For those without audio software installed, here’s a basic, cross platform free audio editor for you to “De-Dikson-ify” this track, just cut off the first 1min 15 Secs. It improves greatly once u do that, coz JC is lyrically very dope. Unfortunately he’s mixed very low in the track as compared to the dissonant soup he’s swimming in.

The heart breaking moment is when the normally triumphant, defiant “Light the Torch let it BURN” which josh normally rallies the crowd to join in and chant as he screams in the mic, sounds mute and numb, with a bit of an echo. Taking you back to my analogy at the top. Having experienced this song live, (without Dikson), this recording does not do the song justice.

Afrotech (ft. OutSpoken)

Starts off with a Sitar like intro to a war movie. Sounds DOPE!! The Drums are that HIPHOP, head banger. The Lyricists are inspired here. JC holds his own against arguably the best lyricist on the Continent OutSpoken, proving his pedigree. 

The Song is another myriad of social commentary from both MC’s.

I have NO idea what the first chorus says. Its got tons of that warp, verby spacey effect. Inaudible. The Second Chorus, OutSpoken does the “singing”... ah well, after that stellar verse, he is forgiven! In fact, this is lyrically the best HIPHOP record on #SOON. Impi’s gits are haunting... Tino Tagz’ synths paint a perfect sound scope. This is one of the Songs I haven’t heard live, so was actually a pleasure to hear without the 3Dv2D bias. 

Mapfunde - ReMix (ft. Hope Masike)

Welcome Miss Hope Masike. Every one knows this is my SHIT! That Mbira, them Shona vocals... that HIPHOP... ahhh heaven!!!! The song takes the traditional Shona hymnal, Josh’s verse is not about games and innocence. I guess the song is a highlight of the paradox of Youth and Real life.

My only gripe is that Josh is again mixed very very low!!! Song is too short, would have loved to hear Josh have a verse 2. The Avatar analogy again comes back... Josh delivers with such emotion live, and the Sound scope is sooooooo 3D live. It looses some of it soul in the recording. (u are going to hear this a lot!)

Lost in the City (ft. Hope Masike)

Very dope sound scape on this record. The drums now, after hearing Leeroy, seem like stock loops. Hope again lifts the track with very strong vocals. Josh isn’t nearly as upfront in the mix, as one would like for a Frontman, which improves in Second Verse oddly... which then ducks again when the drums kick in. 

Ndapedza (ft. Hope Masike)

This is Josh’s BEST VERSES! I rewound this tune many times and is the most played in my iTunes.

Hope is very high in this tune, as compared to when the boys have had to do it themselves when Hope isn’t there live. The tune is uplifting. I fucking love it. 

“I refuse to loose... in this game called ‘life’” 

One of the EP’s Standouts.

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Conclusion

Lyrically, JC goes deep on this EP. He’s like a Black Thought.  People will always hail The Roots and forget theres one MC at the helm.  He’s the most important member of the band as far as I’m concerned. He holds them together by stitching the Music with the Meaning and the Emotions.  

I’m beginning to notice that you could string all his verses into One song, coz content wise they are very similar in the themes... Dear World, Social commentary, Demonic Concept illusions????? Don’t know what that is, but sounds pretty cool though menacing!! He's a smart dude. Who doesn’t try to make you ‘Happy’ or make you dance.

His performances on this EP, thus far, do not resemble the MC we see on stage (I know I know, I’ve said this plenty already). I don’t know if it was being rushed in the studio, or who was present or having no-one shouting “No- please retake that line!”, but sometime the emotion doesn’t come through.

Examples:

“Screaming out LOUD till the whole word hear it...” City on a Hill - one would expect Josh to really articulate this line, with a higher cadence, velocity and conviction. He just says it.

“Its funny how u make things change in an instant...” Ndapedza - on a line like that... a Jay-Z would definitely make you hear the sarcasm, slight chuckle and irony of that sentence. Josh delivers it flat.

Musically the Band plays well. Very well, but they aren’t always mixed well. The multiple layers of their sound scope is often flattened. 

The mixture of Hiphop/Electro and Mbira is awesome. Hope Masike is a star. The A&R who put these guys together is genius. The Monkey Nuts make Hope COOL, and she give the Monkey Nuts that authentic Afro swag. On stage they work well together and on record, its like they are the same band. It never feels like a contrived mistake (read: unlike Track 1 ft. Dikson).

Now I don’t actually have the credits for #SOON, all I know is the Exec producers are OutSpoken & Comrade Fatso. Exec producers, in the traditional sense of the word, would be the financiers of the product, with little creative input. So I don’t know if the Exec Producer title is in the traditional sense or they actually where hands on in the production. They must however be commended in believing in the band and putting in, what must have been, a lot of work! Live bands and Live Sound recording isn’t easy.

The person I would like to shoot for #SOON has to be whoever on the EP who was considered to be where the “buck stops”. The actual project producer. The person who finalized the mix and thought to mix the main cog of the Monkey Nuts engine, JC, down & submerged. The person who took a 3D sound that we all love and flattened it into 2D, with very little depth. Better direction on the vocalist to get the best performance, would have helped elevate the emotions on the tracks and made the verses less interchangeable. 

See; everyone in #ZimHipHop who I have spoken too, has pretty much felt the same way. #SOON is a BIG moments of 2013.  No body had anything bad to say about the band, everybody said they love the ‘Hope & monkey Nuts’ mix, Everyone who has seen them live doesn’t believe for a sec that this is the best we could get from our favorite band. Its the curse of being GREAT. Not bad... Good enough... these are superlatives that people find hard to say next to a Great Band.

Maybe I set the bar way to high for these lads. I know that if they sucked on stage, I probably would really dig all these records. it’s just that I have personally heard then sound a lot better. I’m hoping on their LP, they manage to capture that magic in a studio.

Follow them on @theMonkiNuts

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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Hot air??? #ZimRef2013 cc: @ComradeFatsooo & @kubatana

Just read a tweet from Cde. Fatso, which led me to a blog by "kubatana" about the new Zim Referendum. 


Found the post interesting... mirroring a lot of my cynicism (I be THAT guy)...

However their reason for scoffing at the referendum, wasn't because of obvious inequality issues ignored, elephants in the room denied or blatant over looking of important issues like citizenship; which plagues people who now live in a much smaller world (My own small househiold has serious issues/conflicts)... Also be very very suspicious about anything that ALL sides think is a GREAT IDEA!... however... 

Kubatana thinks the Referendum is "funny" coz there isn't any money for the "Promises"...

Very sad. Coz the things they highlighted are actually important to be constitutionally bound... Education, Pensions, impartial Armed forces etc.

The NO campaign needs to hit with a more intelligent argument than, "why vote yes when they don't have money!" 

The Abolishment of Slavery was LAW for years before some of the South bothered to recognize it... and still Martin Luther and Malcolm X where born unequal and Barack only moved into the "white" house 150yrs after.

Ok so its not funded... but isn't it a good aspiration?? 

Anyways... what ever... I'm voting with the Biggest United Party in the WORLD.... The Apathy party... Hence the only voting I'm doing paWeekend, is Not.

Coz Democracy is just a Wolf, Lion, Bear, Hyena and Lamb being all asked to vote for whats for dinner.

Dueces.

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Dear @Telecel_Zim, Why I think "Red" is a rip off. cc @Zororomakamba @techzim

Dear Telecel

I've been a champion of your product offering for nearly 2 years now. I have converted many many of my friends, family and colleagues to Telecel. When we saw the teasers in the Newspaper for the new "Red" contracts with "unlimited" offering, we all caught semi-boners and thought: FINALLY!

Then we read the offering and those semi's regressed quickly. telecel Red contract is a RIP OFF! 

Your offering me "unlimited" calls to 1 telecel number, $30 of calls, texts or data to all local numbers and 60mbs for $30 of my hard earned US Dollars.

Now, if I buy $30 Airtime (1 $20 voucher 1 $5 Voucher & 1 $5 SMS) heres what I can get:

I will put 400MBS for $20, which are more important to me, so I can get Unlimited Whatsapps, Unlimited Viber calls and messages to 99% of my Friends Family and Clients worldwide, FaceTime my Wife and all the emails, on my iPhone for 30 days (trust me, I do this already and often had Mbs to spare by having wifi at home also)

I then take $5 for MegaSMS which gives me 125 texts cross platform for those few NOT on Whatsapp, Viber, Skype, Email

then $5 calls for those few NOT on Telecel, Viber, Skype, Facetime, Tango etc.

Remember, by buying a $30 (1 $20 voucher 1 $5 Voucher & 1 $5 SMS), I automatically get $25 Telecel - Telcel, thats any telecel number. at your current costs Thats nearly 2 hours of calls. 

Thanks to your "Mega Magic" promition I also get 60 free SMS's on my $20 Voucher and 15 Free SMS's on my $5 Voucher... total 200 SMS's including my $5 SMS Strips.

So summary - in lay mans terms $30, gets me:

Close to Half a GigaByte of WhatsApp, Viber, Skype, GMail, Facetime, Tango, Twitter and Facebook which pretty much means unlimited.
200 SMS's
2hrs Telcel to Telecel
$5 cross network calls
NO Binding Contract at ALL.

Now, if You give me $60 to play with then, damn, I can get $45 1 GigaByte Bundle, and $15 extra to play with for SMS, cross network calls etc and $40 Bonus Telcel to Telecel???

for the $150 I would go CRAZY!!!! literally CRAZZZZZYYY!! 

Unfortunately for you... or fortunately for US, your consumer, your Pre-Paid deal is the best in the market.  Your 3G works well (though spotty) and Bonus minutes are fantastic. 

Why would you not just SELL THAT, and not this RED DUD!???

Please telecel, fire your agency... and whip your marketing department! Telecel pre-Paid SELL ITSELF! this RED is Nonsense.

Regards

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Sunday, 3 February 2013

M.C. Chita @mchita Review's @itskarizma's #NGNGv2 - The Home Coming

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#NGNGv2 - The Home Coming Review

(As with Syn City, conflict of intrest made it impossible for me to do an objective review without the screams of bias. So I asked MC Chita to write up a proper review! Read On! BSun!!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Sorry. But FUCK! I was supposed to be on this album! I was even in studio for one of the tracks. It was… Ummm… Okay that time of the year was a bit of a blur, but yeah I was supposed to be there somewhere. Anyway moving on, after two back to back listens, I feel I am now in the perfect position to give an honest, non biased opinion about this Mixtape.

You can tell that Karizma, aka Its Karizma, aka The Real Karizma, aka Yolo, has been planning this moment for a while. He placed himself in a position of influence and recognition in the Zim Hip-Hop industry by affiliating himself with a winning team. He had two five star verses on two of Zimbabwe’ largest releases in 2012 (#S.O.T.G.3 and Syn City). And when the streets were starving for something new, #NGNGV.2 landed.

The guest list and catering (that’s feature and producers) add to the hype of the album. The usual suspects (Tehn, Synik, Jnr Brown, Begotten, Five, etc) bring their A’ game to the table… in most cases. A couple surprise guests brought an added twist to the album, which I feel is what really makes this album worth the wait. So without further ado, let’s get into it.

 

The Cover
(by @RufaroD) 

 
The cover  was pretty dang slick. It’s simple, original, and it tells a story. You’d have to be pretty slow not to get it. It’s not groundbreaking or jaw dropping amazing, but it makes sense. Plus it goes with the theme of the album. It makes a bit of a statement though. Especially if you think of these things from a political point of view. I’m just saying.

 

Intro
(Prod Crunka Cris) 

Crunka Cris sets the tone with cinematic chords which get your attention immediately. You hear Karizma explain the definition of #NGNG. Then he gets into it. Unfortunately, I see people skipping this track. The 64 bar verse stretches a bit far and can go over a lot of people’ heads. A 64 bar verse is no easy feat, and there are points where Karizma struggles with it. Shame, because I feel he could’ve done better on this track. There are some parts where his genius shines through, ¨bad luck something, like Satans on me…¨, but unfortunately they few and far between. Too many a-b-c bars in this one.

Swag Yakawandisa
(Prod. PhatPhat) 

Now this that… bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Hahahaha, big tune. Phat-Phat on the beat. You can tell this guy has spent most his life in bars watching chicks bounce that, you know what I’m talking about. I can already see the chicks doing it like they do it for TV. Here Karizzy (that’s his other-other-other aka) is in his element. Two-stepping with the beat, he mixes a bit of the real, with what he knows best, SWAG. For real the tune got swag YAKAWANDISA. It spills out them speakers.

Drink in My Cup
(Prod. by @YagiDojo) 

Word up. Swag on a hundred, thousand, trillion. I can hear this track in the club being mixed with that Loverance joint feat 50 cent. This is going to be a hit for a while. Yagi Dojo on the beat, it’s relevant to todays market, still it has a very mature feel. This is definitely one for my playlist. The hook is classic. Catchy and gangster. Combined with his storytelling flows ¨kush got it lookin like mist in the air/ me and my mans, three chicks in the rear/ headin to the spot, my clicks up in there, top teams in the city they be listin us, yeah…¨, make this one of my favorite cuts on the album.

Havazi Kuita feat TehnDiamon, Jnr Brown and Synik
(Prod. @ThatDutch) 

Best Collaboration Nomination, now please. Too soon? Okay, we’ll see what the rest of the year has in store, but this is quite a bar which has been set. That Dutch on the beat, it definitely is an anthem for this year. It’s round about here that I realize that one of Karizmas’ strong suit is his hooks. Then he managed to get Tehn (Mr ¨arrive in a fitted and leave in a suit and tie¨), Jnr Brown and Synik on the same joint. #ThisReallyAintFair. Anyway I don’t think I can really think of anything to say anything against this tune. And trust me, I’ve tried. ¨Im with The Real Karizma, WHAT THE F*** U TALKIN BOUT¨ 

My Team Winning feat Juan Take 
(Prod. by @YagiDojo) 
 

¨I don’t know how to lose… I missed them lessons¨ It’s that ignorant shit you love. Yagi Dojo back behind the boards, and he brought his evil monkey with him. So far we are five tracks into the tape, and so far, besides the intro has been nothing but hits, no misses. Same goes for this track. ¨I got the whole game, waiting on my next inning/ and few niggas girls, trynna hop up in my linens…¨ But as much as Karizma bullied the beat, the man who stole this show on this joint was Juan Take. Last time we heard this kid was on #S.O.T.G.3, and since then he been working on his game ¨and your boy talk fly, like a parrot on the roof¨. Need I say more.

Tsvarakadenga feat Kazz and T.K. Paradza
(Prod. by @ftrftrftr)  

So this one is for the grown and sexy. Ftr on the beat, it is very reminiscent of the tracks which made artists like ExQ and Stunner the house hold names which they are today. In fact there might be some who feel that Karizma may have even jacked their style on this one. Kazz and T.K’s presence on this track are really what make it the hit it is. However, Karizma does come through hard, definitely something for the ladies to go GaGa over. As for me, I’m going to stick to that gangster shit. But good tune, still.

Bushman
(Prod. @Gobbla) 

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! ¨they say I smoke beats like a Benson…¨ Hahahaha. I love these U.K garage type joints. Gobbla on the beat, it is in the perfect position on the tape especially after the double dose of cheesecake I just went through. Karizzy brings back that gangster flow, adding a bit that tongue twister flow. That combined with a few lyrical gymnastics ¨I’m doin fine, peep the ascention/ turn that potential, into momentum/ when I drop tracks, you can peep from the mentions, they say I smoke beats like a Benson…¨

Moving
(Prod. by @YagiDojo)  

Karizzy and Yagi got a good connection going on between them. Beats which I wouldn’t choose for my projects, Karizzy seems to shine hard on them. Here is a typical example of which. I was close to skipping until I heard the opening bars, ¨certified no examination, rap surgeon never been a patient/ the team is made of hip-hop made men, touch more souls than the pavement, amen…¨ Yeah, they work well together. That’s maybe because I’m a sucker for that old school gangster shit. I don’t know if this song will be everybodies cup of tea, but if you like your hip-hop hardcore and with punchlines, then this one’s for you. ¨Put the smash on these records, like Usain Bolt.¨

Ma Passport feat Jnr Brown
(Prod. by @ftrftrftr)  

And we’re back, or should I say H-towns most wanted, Jnr Brown is back. But where you’d think Karizma would just kick back and let Jnr Brown carry the track (hook master at work), Karizma does the opposite. The punch lines just keep coming relentlessly on this track ¨passport pimpin, catch flights not feelins/ keta tato ndindira, international business…¨, or we could refer to ¨one stamp, two stamps, three stamps, four/ ma page ye passport tapera, I need more/ cause I fly up and down like a see-saw, touch new places and tell you wat we saw…¨. It’s a wild tune, definitely one to look forward to live. FTR brings the heat with the beat, however the song is very reminiscent of some of Stunner and Doctor Clarances earlier hits.

Ndombonzani feat Begotten Sun and mUnetsi
(Prod. by @ftrftrftr)  

This is another one of my favorites. Don’t get me wrong, as much as I feel tunes like Ma Passport, Swag Yakawandisa etc, it is the out of the box music which really keeps this tape alive. Begotten rips the track apart with his unorthodox Shona flow, ¨ndombonzani ko, begotten sun in law/ mukwasha whe, hukasha, ano busta madiro…¨. But the icing on the cake is the awakening of the sleeping giant, the Mighty mU. What he say again? ¨I’m too strong for you, YOU AS WEAK AS YOUR PASSWORD!!!¨ Nerds.

Dreams So Big feat TehnDiamond
(Prod. by PhatPhat)  

Mmmmmmph. I don’t know about this joint. Tight concept, but it seems a bit too experimental. Phat Phat gets it right on the snares but loses it on the kicks. Compared to other tracks on the tape the mix seems a bit rushed. When you finally hear what TehnDiamond is singing on the hook, it makes more sense, but before you do, it just sounds… weird. Karizma goes hard on the track, wearing his heart on his sleeve as he takes his listeners through his dreams, ambitions and fears. Unfortunately, looks like most people will skip this one.

Love and War feat Davina
(Prod. by @rymez)  

You can hear this can be a big hit as soon as the track starts. Rymez on the beat, and though this is the first piece of work I’ve heard from him, his reputation precedes him and is well deserved. The track got that old school bounce to it, think Murder Inc 01’ or Cassidy and that other chick, you know Swizz Beat’ ex. Davina adds a nice touch to the tune, but nothing amazing. Karizma reverts back to his storytelling jitsu, you know the story, guy meets girl, girl with someone else, still they hook up, yeah-yeah we heard this before. Safe song, but there are better ones on the tape.

Heartless
(Prod. Emkay) 

Hmmm. I like this one. It’s real, it’s original, it’s soul baring. Hear Karizma examines his relationship with Hip-Hop, and asks several questions which anyone chasing a dream would ask themselves, especially when things don’t work out so much as planned. ¨you never told me it would be this hard, when you sold me those dreams of the cd charts/ and even though you said we’d be this far, you didn’t tell me it would change me can you see these scars…¨ Emkay delivers on the beat, which even without the lyrics forces one to do some soul searching. Not for the weak at heart.

Summer O Twelve
(Prod. @BegottenSun)

Okay first of all who the hell made this beat, and can I get one for myself. Wow… Signature Begotten Sun here!  This is what made Syn City a hit album, and I can see this being the trend of Zim Hip-Hop for a long time to come. The outro of the mixtape, and yeah this is another one of my favorites. Karizma goes Karizzy with the bars addressing the haters, ¨they think that it was sudden how I popped up, I hear about em a couple bloggers are not chuffed/ they be like ‘why he think he hot stuff’, see me at the shows like, ‘how’s he on the rosta’…¨ and pretty much enjoying his position in the game. ¨musical excursions to the hills, biggest show in town, guess who’s on the bill...¨. A great way to close the album ¨Its an intro not an outro…¨ this is one of the tracks that really shine one the mixtape.

Conclusion

Besides from a shaky track one, this mixtape is quite impressive. It has a strong supporting cast but still Karizma does not get overshadowed by it. This will definitely silence some of his old critics, though it will expose him to a host of new ones. There will be a lot of comparisons between him and several other big names in the industry. Yet this project was a massive effort and it shows. Very few artists in this genre will be able to match the quality of this album. Definitely a great standard to set for 2013. Good looking out for the shout out. 4/5.

Bless.

 

Friday, 28 December 2012

My personal Soundtrack for 2012: Best Albums/Mixtapes

2012 was a great year for me. I really fell in love with music again. As a fan of lyricism, my usual favorites where a big let down, **cough NaS cough**, I twitted when and it came out and I remain convinced that "Life is Good" was BULLSHIT. Some of the big releases where eclipsed by their warm up "mixtapes" which goes to prove that the Labels are seriously fucking our favourite artists on their Studio releases. Thank God these dudes can circumvent the madness and give us some gems on the side.

Its also be a fucking dope year for African/Zimbabwean Hiphop. So this here is a list of the Albums that have received numerous plays in my car and at all the "Disease" Braais I host monthly.  When I grow old, playing any of these records will bring back 2012 VIVIDLY!

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Tehn Diamond - #SOTG3

My favorite release of 2012. a masterpiece, well crafted victory to lyricism, dope beats, and art.Most played in my car since march. I know pretty much every song word for word.

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Rick Ross - Rich Forever

Second most played in my iTunes/iPhone/Car. This should have been the album, coz God Forgives couldn't match it.

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Raiza Biza - Dream Something LP

The sneak attack record, which Raiza gave away free. I have played this record to many times to count and its inspirational. Dope Beats, Dope Rhymes.

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Meek Mill - Dream Chasers 2

Remember when this mixtape dropped. Was in the studio with @itskarizma and @IamRootz, who literally counted down for the link to drop on Datpiff and downloaded straight away. I put a copy on my flash stick and played it im the ride for 2 months straight after.

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2 Chainz - Based on a TRU story

This dude is simple and ignorant. I instinctively should loathe this guy and his music, but he's entertained me this year! 2 Chaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnz!!!!

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G.O.O.D Music - Cruel Summer

Insanely good compilation album by Yezzy and friends. fucking love it!

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Synik's Syn City

Detaching all personal involvement (disclaimer: Produced the album), purely listening on an objective... This was the best moment in Zimbabawe Hiphop EVER. The serious amount of talent our little country processes was distilled into 50 minutes of listening pleasure. Synik is a pure lyricist who isn't too "deep" to connect. The Producers on the decks... FTR, Yaggi, Shayzar, 5qua5h, Reverd 7, Dutch, Metaphysics... All world class. The MC's, Vocalists, Musicians... a truly GREAT MOMENT!

anyways...

This is my Soundtrack 2012. Hoping 2013 is as great or greater!


 

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Wednesday, 26 December 2012

Best decision I made in 2012: Quitting Smoking

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It been 4 months. Since I stopped the cancer sticks. I feel pretty great. 

I can breathe deeeeeep and not have the shooting pains. My breath doesn't continuously stink. My clothes don't stink. However this isn't the main reason why I'm so happy. 

I happy coz I was spending an average of $2 a day on cigarettes. It's now been 120plus days without doing that. So I have saved $240. 

With $240 I can buy some new clothes. Take my wife out for a few really dope meals or pay my broadband bill for a few months. 

Win win. 

I strongly encourage everyone to ditch the fags. Save money. Save ur life. 

Thursday, 20 December 2012

Carl Joshua Ncube's AGENT 263 OFFICIAL trailer

Look forward to see u all at Carl's show!


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Tuesday, 4 December 2012

iTunes now selling in Zimbabwe. Will people support??

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What up y'all. Good news is that apple has now opened up music sales
in most of Africa including zimbabwe.

Now anyone can buy an iTunes voucher and legally buy Winky D or Rassie
Ai or Jusa Demontor... The new mUnetsi EP... A great wealth of music
is now legally available.

We made Syn City free because iTunes (the biggest music store in the
world) wasn't supporting purchases in Zimbabwe. Now that it is, I hope
we can get some of that 5000 folks plus world wide who downloaded the
album for free to part with $6.

I hope so!

Syn City by Synik
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/syn-city/id552738998

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

1st week smoke free!

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Since my last blog its been a whole 7days without smoking. Thought I'd share some of the feelings and realities to expect when and if any of y'all decided to kill the habit that kills.

1. The first few days are the hardest. Not a lot has changed in ur lifestyle to deal with the craving. The triggers are all around.

I suggest that u change routine. Sit at a different part of the coffee shop. Avoid friends that will all invariably try and get u back in to the smoking crowd.

2. Avoid passive smoking. Driving around with my young bros Karizma and Inno has been crazy hectic coz they instinctively light up as soon as I start the engine. At first i didn't care if they smoked but the passive smoking is the easiest way back to smoking. So now no smoking in my presence. Period.

3. I now treat myself with the equivalent of what I was spending daily on smokes. Hence gaining weight.

4. Feel a shit load better in the morning. No longer coughing up black shit and lungs. My breathe is so much better and my teeth are now getting whiter.

5. I don't stink and now notice how bad smokers stink. My clothes don't have the constant reek that was now my BO MO.

6. I can breathe deeper without the chest pain. And don't get as tired as quick when doing laps with my son in the pool.

7. I always feel like a cigarette. Don't know if it will ever fade. But as for now the craving continue. But its a fight I'm winning.

Ok. Some random thoughts.

Easy guys!

Monday, 27 August 2012

My personal review of Tatea Da Mc's (@THEHTOWNKING) Sunshine City Swagger

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Got put on to Tatea Da Mc by my bro @RufaroD a while back when he dropped a Video of "H-Town". Click below to watch.

Thought the kid was dope. Refreshing young energy/swag, and cockiness that had an authentic-ness that many rappers his age totally lack. The over 31500 hits, show that he's connected with a mass of people who some rapper believe don't exist. I mean, shiiii, looking at the stats on his YouTube for the dope Artwell directed Vid, you get to see that is in the 9 month the vids been up, he has gone outside of the Zim boarders and reached RSA, Bots etc. Crazy Facebook referrals, i.e: peeps actually sharing the video on their wall etc, and damn near 8000 views on Mobile devices… MOBILE!!! Damn doggy, this kid is someone to watch for real. 

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So when I saw a link to his tape, it was a no brainer! Click! Download! iTunes… iPhone! lets ride!

When I started listening, I immediately figured after track 3 that there was something wrong! Looked at my phone and ALAS… 

Tatea

NO track numbers on my phone?? Songs arranged in alphabetical order!! Shiiii. Ok back to iTunes, whats gone wrong…

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Still no track numbers. big fuck up with the ID3 tags, hence had to go back to the folder and start putting in track numbers to try and hear the project the way Tatea intended it and not get the intro in the middle followed by 2 skits etc. (note MC's ID3 tags are important otherwise you tape/alums won't play in the right order!) annoying, Yes, train smash, not really.

Track 1: Intro

Simple beat beats and bas and horns, by Tags (no credits but heard it in the lyrics), sounds very intro. A great start. Lyrically he sets the listener up for what to expect… rhyme skeems… well very, rhyme at the end of the bar type swag… hmmm

Track 2: Tatea Akapea

Ok, same type of simplistic rhyme skeem braggadocio. This time with the Shona spliced in with a decent result. The Chorus is reminiscent of that shit Mike Jones used to do with the Pitched down Chopped and Screwed vibe "Tatea Akapenga" time 7 ending with "Anopenga ". Best punchline "Get a bolt cutter, I got thing locked". Beat "Synthy 808 bounce" swag. again… hmmmm

Track 3: Like We do

OK, RnB feature ting. Mixing is slightly weird here, coz unlike track 1 and 2, Tatea's vocals are not as upfront. Sounds multi tracked, and muffled by the "hey hey hey" in the background. The Singer sits well in the mix however, think they where trying to get the "Ah Ah a a a Ah" to sound like a stutter dj effect, but the singer just sang it. And I can swear I've heard a similar american hook.

Oh yeah; Trey Song… Say Ah….  

Immoral rip! come guys

Track 4: Skit

An Ode to the HATERS hahahaha, peeps talking shit about him "Why he call himself HTOW King"! Then he rolls through and they switch! Hahahaha. We all know that swag.  The word "Nigger" is used over 20 times though… dramatic effect I guess.

Track 5: H-Town

Swaggy swaggy. Beat is dope, well arranged and a great female vocal on the hook. one of the standouts so far. Starting to feel very "Northern Suburbs" coz the pronunciation of "Matombo" is mor "matow-mbow"!  Again no credits in the ID3 tags or included in the Zip so can't tell y'all who was where.

Track 5: Swagga Iri Tii

Ahhh Ja-fakens… U'll know me at them don't on right. The whole gruff voice  and having lived 15 years with real Jamacians, totally false patois. 

I'm sick, mu-rwe-ray…" again shona through out is very private school, sounds like its on purpose. Ja-faken hook not to bad when in shona, however quite inaudible. Beat dope, but starting to sound samey samey u get me.

fuck it, I'm biased… skip!

Track 06: Dreamer

Ok, more synths… Strong vocal singer at the beginning, beat again samey as previous. More internalised lyrics from Tatea. However, delivery doesn't sound introspective, but rather triumphant. No pain in the vocal. actually sounds mathematical and simplistic in the rhyme skeem. The opportunity to convey emotion is missed here.

Track 08: Could You Be:

Autotune… seriously. 2012? Ok. Beat starts with a dope guitar riff on a different note to the beat that starts,  that then disappears. Chorus with auto tune really isn't my thing with the wealth of people with great vocal as already utilised on previous tracks. Again, as a Love track, there is almost zero emotions in Tatea's vocals. sounds like he was going through the motions.  feels like "I need a love song" not like a man who say "I'm in love so i'm writing a song". 

Track 09: Skit

Not great a Ndebele, but sounds like a skit repeat of the previous skit, but lampooning our Nguni bro's and their mockery.

Track 10: H-Town (This is my City)

Ok, this may be the version with Tatea alone. the previous one may have had other guys rapping. again, no credits, can tell.  However the chorus hook is missed better in the previous version. The Girls vocals have harmonies and depth, on this one she sound flat?? /0\ hmmmmm. And the auto tune is more obvious. 

Track 11: Ndiri Pahasha (Watch The Throne)

Starts with the same "ascending" Rick Ross like power up as a few of these tracks. More Vernacular on this. Sounds less MaDale-Dale shona. More Swagga, this time taking shots at unnamed "wanna be Jigga" rappers ***cough***

"Call me Barry, coz ndini nine Munandi" isn't it Barry Manandi?? sure it is, went to school with the guy.

Anyway dope track.

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So, if ur looking for lyricism, or production that pushes the envelope? Go elsewhere. You won't find the complex rhyme skeems, multi-sylabic rhymes, concept songs, or a lot of creativity. 

This project is a mixtape, so production values etc aren't on any sort of high budget swag. Its got a cookie-cutter feel, where you don't feel like u get the know the artist, or his abilities, but you get a taste of his potential. As a "mixtape" you have to compare the "H-Town King" to the SOTG3 mixtape by "H-Town Boy" Tehn Diamond. They're miles apart. 

Production wise, the influence has to be the cats who do a lot of Ricky Rosé's stuff. In the box, computer FLStudio/Reason swag. Lots of Synths, lots of 808's. As a Zimbabwean project, you hear a lot of H-Town, and Zim references and Shona incorporated in the rhymes, but you don't really get the rich "Zimbabwean" sound that a lot of our peers in other african countries are managing to infuse in their own music, to personalise their "home" swag.

Lyrics, like I kept mentioning, will not have u running to the rewind button. you won't get the "Ooooooh" moment u get when u hear a crazy double entandre a la Jay-Z "Not only am I fly, but I'm also not Play'n/Plane" or mUnetsi "In Genreal, I'm hot to death - Mujuru!". You won't get the graphic word play a la Tehn Diamond "Once couldn't look at a Mic, now I look at it like Mike, the heavenly being, who Beat it, and came Bad, made a milli from Billi jean…".  The ignorance isn't MC Chita "Butsu to the Face" and the Vernac isn't Jnr Brown "Jani dziriTii" swag.

But here you gets a much younger man, putting a good foot forward in what I believe will be long career. I mean, kid was born when I was starting high School. I totally get how much work it is to even get to the point where he is currently in our seriously tough country. Tatea will keep working, finding himself, his 'sound', broadening is experiences and fine tuning his skills. 

If Aliens came down and said "take us to your king" in a few years time, I think we would seriously be looking at taking em to Tatea… However, if they land today… We'd have to send them elsewhere

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Thursday, 16 August 2012

MC Chita's Revenge Review of #SynCity

Foreword: After what some thought was a scathing review of my homie MC Chita's Album "Ambassadors" Son, I asked my him whilst he settles in Jamaica to write me a review for my Rant Space on the latest project I have been involved in #SynCity!  Here's what he had to say!!  laters Kuda...



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Haha! That’s right Mofo’s! It’s your boy M.C you know the rest baby, and I’m the lucky nigga who gets to voice my personal opinion of one of Zimbabwe’s most anticipated hip-hop album’s in 2012. BegottenSun, I know this is a big responsibility, so I promise I will be as objective as possible, and try give the most accurate, unbiased and intricate review possible, not just from the perspective of an artist, but also as a hip-hop head.

                  One of things that stand out already with this album, is the number of resources which were put into its creation. With BegottenSun on the mixing decks to Inqore (is it Inqore or Enqore... known this nigga for years I still ain’t sure) providing extra marketing with his visual expertise (the video mad sick by the way). Then there’s Synik himself. There are many who if you were to ask “have you heard of Synik”, the reply would be “who?” although those who matter in this industry (whatever little there is of it), could tell you a lot about him.

                  His name rings bells from rap battles in the old Book Cafe/ Mannenburg, to H.I.F.A patrons who witnessed his performance live in their 2012 opening ceremony. He has become a face of what some would call back-packer hip-hop, or as my boy It’s Karizma would say “SPACESHIPS!!” If we were to list his peers, one would have to mention the likes of Munetsi, Godobori, Outspoken, Upmost, Comrade Fatso, to mention a few. An artist who can run in the same circles as the above mentioned and have his C.V must be something to be reckoned with.

                  This brings me back to the point of the resources put into the album. Instead of sticking in his comfort zone, Synik calls in other emcees and artists who represent what some would call a different side, or better yet, the other side of the genre, i.e. TehnDiamond, Jnr Brown, Larry Kwirirayi? Yeah, Larry Kwirirayi. Are you ready to go down this rabbit whole?

 

The Cover

  

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Okay, his name is Synik... Syn for short... Syncity... Sincity the movie... Get it? Yeah we get it. Thing is it does not really scream originality, but we can let it slide seeing as it’s what they call a “concept” album. It’s further pushed by the video for the lead single “Syncity” which is as I write is sitting on 631 views. Nicely fitting with the concept of the cinematic theme of “Syncity” are the names of the “not so behind the scenes” executives. One begins to wonder, how much of this album is really Synik, and how much of it is Begottens, Rufaro’s and Enqours/ Inqores (dammit which one is it!!) experiment.

                  Also on the cover, is a list of the various producers and musicians which were tapped lend their particular gifts to the project.  Most names are highly recognisable and respected in their field, which adds to the anticipation of the album. So without further ado, let’s get it in!

 

Syncity

 

                  The first thing you hear are victory horns blasting through the speakers. Champion music. It’s hard not to start knocking your head even before the drums start. Take note people, this is how an album is supposed to start. The pace of the album has been set. I find myself waiting for the opening bars to drop, envisioning a boxer about to enter the ring to defend his title. And Synik does not disappoint.

                  Synik has the ability to keep it real (realistic) and still keep it street. I enjoy listening to him on this track. Witty metaphors, similes and punch-lines riddle the track. One which stands out is “the mayans thought that 2012 is Armageddon its true, cuz if u act up i swear its Armageddon for u/ and any track that amma geddon (I’m a get on) is changing the game, give you 32 reasons to remember the name...” Swagger on a hundred, and he ain’t even stunting on em. “in my chucks, which I got for ten bucs in Mbare/ and I aint scared to walk in any spot in Harare...”

                  Powerful intro track for the album. I don’t know if it’s a 1st single though. A bit too much going on in the hook for my liking. I’m just saying...

 

 

Chengerera (Ft Jnr Brown)

 

                  Wow! The drumline, the mbira, the marimbas, the bars!!! DAMN!!! This is my joint! And the hook, my goodness. This joint needs a video. It reminds me of what I think would happen if A Tribe Called Quest, Fela Kuti and Thomas Mapfumo were in a studio together for a few hours. Oh and they could all speak Shona. Synik sets it off with a crazy vernacular flow which gets you bouncing. But what Jnr Brown does afterwards is just uncalled for.

                  His “matsaga” flow is almost hypnotic as he carries you through a very real, sometimes comical scene in Zimbabwe.  However, the one who really shines on this track is Kito, who although features on most of the album, really shines on this track. There is literally nothing I can fault on this joint.

 

Hamurarwe

 

                  Continuing with the “Syncity” concept, Hamurarwe is an ode to our capitol from the perspective of an out of towner, falling for a shady woman, played by Harare. It’s reminiscent of Common’s “I used to Love H.E.R”, where Synik is a naive young man from a small town, who gets seduced by the big city lights, only to be taught that things aren’t as easy as it seems.

                  Through it all though, he manages to rise above it all by pushing hard by any means necessary. Cool track, but this is becoming a regularly used topic, especially for emcees from Zimbabwe. However the flow and the beat are solid. I predict this song actually becoming a radio hit.

 

 

Before Dawn (Ft Tehn Diamond, Prayer Soul and Aura)

 

                  So this is supposed to be the “keep your head up” 2Pac inspired track of the album. Well, okay, it’s nicely produced and it has a message but two things... One, the hook feels a bit uninspired. Too generic for my liking. “Darkest before dawn” is a line I’ve heard in more movies and songs then I can count.

                  Secondly, I’m a firm believer in the fact that song arrangement in an album is very important, because the way you present a song can affect how a listener receives it. The previous song was also quite slow paced, and my 1st impulse when this track comes on is to skip to the next tune.

                  Fortunately the song has rich story telling in it as both Tehn and Synik paint highly descriptive scenes of what the less privileged in Zimbabwe have to endure. Their ability to do so seems almost effortless. “and she’ll often take offense, when they offer her a lift/ lies hangin off they lips, like lit cigarettes...”. We’ve all seen it happen. I know the Team Tehn Fanatics are going to eat this up.

                  Not too sure how I feel about the poem at the end of the track. It works but it might be a bit too much. You that feeling when you have your favourite coffee and you find you’ve put a bit too much sugar. Yeah, I mean I still like it but, hmmm. It is inspirational though, “even if you don’t finish the race first, make sure the race was worthwhile...” Words to live by.

 

 

Power Cut (Ft Metaphysics, Jnr Brown, M.C. Chita)

 

                  Okay, I promised I’d be as unbiased as possible, but c’mon now! I done KILLED it on this joint! Dare you to say otherwise. The same way one cannot own a house in Zimbabwe without a generator, one cannot do a hip-hop album in Zimbabwe without featuring the names on this joint. You just need that backup and peace of mind. Hahahah. Enough about me, let’s get to the song. The track features not only a verse but a chorus from hip-hop legend Metaphysics.

                  This I guess it supposed to be the party anthem of the album. Meta opens with some fierce rhymes, making references to some of the popular hangout spots in Harare, from Mekka to Londoners sports bar. One thing which will resonate especially with Zimbabwean citizens, is the topic of the song. Only a Zimbabwean could really appreciate the way power cuts are synonymous with the country. Finally, someone has had the balls to address this subject on record.

                  Synik breezes through and showcases his abilities in storytelling. Even on a track which literally begs for ignorance, he shows his intelligence and his acute sense of humor. Just one more bit of self bigging up then I’m done, “and all these dudes do is pretend, need an x-ray lens to see them in their invisible benz/ nah dude I aint hear to make friends, call me ZESA cuz I’ll cut your lights out if you late with my ends...” WHAT!!

 

Marching as One

 

                  “a hundred of us marching as one, they not stopping us/ a thousand of us marching as one, they not stopping us/ ten thousand marching as one, they not stopping us/ no, they not stopping us/ they not stopping this...”

                  I guess this would be more like an interlude rather than a track. In two words, “I like”. One problem however, in this track, Synik is supposed to be kicking knowledge, but you cannot hear what he’s saying in the first few bars. That being said by a fellow rapper, is saying a lot.

                  My belief is the acoustic-live feel the track is supposed to have kind of throws Synik off in the first few bars, but it doesn’t faze him for too long. “it’s a cry for freedom in a Palestinian child, a mis-government operating Sicilian style...”. This is what hip-hop has been missing, not just in Zimbabwe, but worldwide. Salute.

 

 

Afri-I-Can (Ft. Munetsi, Begotten Sun & Larry Kwirirayi)

 

                  See what I mean about track placement. After zoning out to the Acoustic sound of “Marching as One”, “Afri-I-Can” is such a breath of fresh air. The “political” track of the album, Synik, Munetsi and Begotten Sun speak on subjects some dare not whisper about. It’s been a while since I’ve heard Munetsi on a track, and I’m glad to say, he’s still a beast.  “meetings in office, wit suits and jackets/ no N.B.A but they shooting rockets...”.

                  Even BegottenSun dusts off his rhyme book to put down a hot sixteen which would have put him on some form of terrorist watch list if he had dropped it while he was still in the Diaspora. Whether it’s, “I keep hearing Obama “care”, but Obama cant/ see Obama’s and Avatar, he a clone in a mask...” or “Africa is not Amer-I-Can the Euro-pee-on...” you can almost see government officials shifting nervously in their seats.

                  The interesting guest appearance is Larry Kwirirayi. However the significance of his feature is kind of killed by the distortion effect which was put on his voice to give it a more “cinematic” presence. It gives the impression that the speech was grabbed out of some old Z.A.N.U archives, instead of recorded by someone who is still alive. That combined with the length of the speech/ poem make it a bit long winded.

 

 

Muripo

 

                  This is another one of my favourite songs on the album. Here we see Synik in his element. He takes us on a tour though a part of his life which I doubt many get to see, starting with his relationship with his father, to his mother and finally his brother, in a way only he could pull off. “with this incident, plus a previous stabbin/ you got street cred, you the one that should be rappin...”.

                  What gets to me the most in this track is Syniks brutal honesty in his song writing. “wassup bug brother, wanted to thank you for the clothes/ cuz at least i’m looking fresh when i’m rappin at these shows...” There’s no need to over floss, brag, or be overly gangster about anything, and the song is still amazingly introspective and entertaining. On top of that there are some powerful references to Shona culture and how our generation is losing touch with it. “I need a genealogy, if you could write it down for me/ don’t really know my family, and it bothers me...”

                  The hook is also amazing. It was simple and to the point. I believe however that he could have gotten a bigger name to do the hook, just to give it that extra marketing push. Anybody have Ba Shupi’s number?

 

 

Losing Sleep

 

                  Ok, the love song of the album. It has a sort of Romeo and Juliet theme, only from the perspective of an interracial relationship. Being in an interracial relationship myself, it’s quite easy to relate and empathise with the track. Once again, Synik is in his element, sticking to what he does best, storytelling.

                  Thing is however at this point, the album is becoming a bit monotonous. One starts realising that Synik seems to have one strength which is storytelling. Unfortunately he doesn’t stray from it ever, so unless you really are a hardcore fan, you might end up skipping this one.

 

 

 

Bright Lights (Ft Mic Inity & Karizma)

 

                  Okay, some swagger! Finally!! We back to the bounce, and plus they got a Mic Inity feature... Oh, wait, huh, where’s Inity? Heard him at the beginning of the track but... Oh there he is. I think. They tried to mix him into the hook which I think would have been more solid if they had let him do it solo. Damn, a bit disappointing.

                  Back to the bars. Here Synik shows lyrical skill instead of relying on his storytelling, and surprise, surprise, he sick with it. “lights flash like, ambulances at crash sites/ even when cash right, try and get em for half price/ and that’s right, when they say hommie you rap right/ so much liquor here, you could drown or get baptised...”  

                  Unfortunately for Synik, he in Karizma’s world on this track and it shows. It feels like a Karizma song featuring Synik. “try to get thru, they may ask you who are you/ I guess you stuck outside, but aint the view so beautiful...” or “when the drinks and the easy money come, I’m all with it/ but the sins of this city, got me feeling kinda ‘Synik’”.

                  Still I rock with it though. It woke me up.

 

 

Life I Chose (Ft Fungai)

 

                  Here Synik speaks on behalf of all rappers in the Zimbabwean entertainment industry. Not only does he do it effortlessly, but with such lyrical skill, I can see several rappers torching their rhyme books. It’s hard to pick a favourite bar in this track, because there are just so many. I’m sure when you hear it, you’ll have your own but my two would either be “they keep telling me that rap isn’t financially viable/ if it won’t keep me warm, what the hell I got this fire for...” or  “living to die, an eagle never reaching the sky/ lookin at these pigeons, and seeing them fly...”

                  The chorus also gives the song an extra bounce. It’s catchy and easy to sing along to. The unusual percussion pattern of the congas compliments the lyrics of the chorus and the raspy tone of Fungai adds an extra element to the track. You heard it first here, this could be a Zwagga Nite anthem. Thumbs up.

 

 

 

 

 

Walk with Me

 

                  Right, we’ve made it. The end of the album, the outro track, and Synik make sure that you know this. Once again, going for the cinematic feel in beat choice which has been a constant theme throughout. “step outta the box, still stay true to who I am...” Sticking with his art of storytelling, Synik takes the listener through the process of making this album, and what he went through to get to his present day position. “I felt I didn’t have the means to do the album I wanted, cuz everything would have cost more than a couple of hundreds/ and there I was, in a place where I was counting ones, that’s when I bumped into Ruffi and BegottenSun...”

                  If you close your eyes at this point of the album, you might catch the final credits rolling up your eyelids. It’s a good feeling. Nice track.

 

 

The Final Word

 

                  So I just spent approximately forty minutes in Syncity. Not a bad way to kill some time. Through it all we’ve seen how Synik hustles, parties, mourns and what he has gone through in his 28 years on earth. Strong collaborations have not only opened him up to new fan bases, but have also expanded his technique in other aspects of hip-hop and lyricism, besides his strong suit, storytelling.

                  Solid production and mastering by BegottenSun already puts this album in a class of its own. However it is not the only thing that makes this a dope album. Synik is a dope artist. Literally. I once heard that the definition of an artist is a person who can create vivid imagery using tools of his/ her choice. Synik does just that. His ability to recreate scenes from his past, in such a vivid manner is at some points, uncanny.

               I would have liked to have seen one or two more features. Though Kito is talented, and totally rocks it on Chengerera, I feel he could have been replaced on one or two of the other tracks, just to give the album that much more diversity.

                  Well there it is, Ama-peopleps! MC Chita’s review of Syniks’ Syncity album. 4 mbiras out of 5. Hope you find it fair.

                  P.S.

                  After finally looking at the cover on a bigger picture, I finally realise that it is Enqore after all. No hard feelings blood. You know how I am with names. Deuces!!

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Saturday, 30 June 2012

Google chrome for iOS is sick!

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So geeks, very few this excite me! But just downloaded chrome for
iPhone and iPad and my fucking GOD!!

Very awesome Big G! Thank u from saving us from shitty stock Safari
and the poormans Opera!

I love it! Get it on the AppStore geeks. (with proper phones!)

k out!

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Test

Kuda Musasiwa
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Friday, 25 May 2012

Dear #Twimboz, Why isn't EVERYBODY on #Telecel Zimbabwe??? (c.c. @TechZim)

Whats up fellow residence of Zimbabwe

I'm not a Telecel employee, nor do they fund me or know me. As I sit here wuth $36 plus Bonus (Telcel-Telecel) Airtime thinking of who I can call, I started thinking about why everyone isn't leaving the expensive unreliable Econet and jumping shit to a company that is potentially Cheaper by 50% on Calls and DATA.

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In @TechZim's article about Telecel being the Cheapest Mobile Data company, they failed to mention that apart from being 50% cheaper on DATA bundles, they also Give you FREE, (YES FREE) value equivalent for the amount you top up on every $1 MegaJuice voucher...

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So, you buy $5, which can give you 110 MB's (at the current $2.5o per 55MB) and you automatically get $5 free to call other TELECEL lines...

SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT!!! 

I mean guys... Seriously y'all! This, in any other country, would be a NO BRAINER! I need more of my friends and Fam on Telecel so we can all save and force the other to knock down their price!

My iPhone chews bundles like a Goat does grass. On Econet I would be totally fu**ed! With Whatsapp, Skype, Fring and Email push always on... I mean it makes sense!

DO THE MATH!!! 

Any ways RANT over. Please buy a telecel line... its $1 for 2! one for u and the other for you wifey/hubby/boy/Girl(friend)/Business partner!

UPDATE: Forgot to mention that it costs the smae to call a International Number as it does to call a Zim number!!!

 

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Dear #Twimboz, Why isn't EVERYBODY on #Telecel Zimbabwe??? (c.c. @TechZim)

Whats up fellow residence of Zimbabwe

I'm not a Telecel employee, nor do they fund me or know me. As I sit here wuth $36 plus Bonus (Telcel-Telecel) Airtime thinking of who I can call, I started thinking about why everyone isn't leaving the expensive unreliable Econet and jumping shit to a company that is potentially Cheaper by 50% on Calls and DATA.

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In @TechZim's article about Telecel being the Cheapest Mobile Data company, they failed to mention that apart from being 50% cheaper on DATA bundles, they also Give you FREE, (YES FREE) value equivalent for the amount you top up on every $1 MegaJuice voucher...

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So, you buy $5, which can give you 110 MB's (at the current $2.5o per 55MB) and you automatically get $5 free to call other TELECEL lines...

SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT!!! 

I mean guys... Seriously y'all! This, in any other country, would be a NO BRAINER! I need more of my friends and Fam on Telecel so we can all save and force the other to knock down their price!

My iPhone chews bundles like a Goat does grass. On Econet I would be totally fu**ed! With Whatsapp, Skype, Fring and Email push always on... I mean it makes sense!

DO THE MATH!!! 

Any ways RANT over. Please buy a telecel line... its $1 for 2! one for u and the other for you wifey/hubby/boy/Girl(friend)/Business partner!

 

 

Saturday, 21 April 2012